“It is good to understand humor, better to enjoy it, and best to understand and enjoy it.” – Anonymous
BJJ Memes
04 Wednesday Nov 2015
Posted in BJJ Humor
Tag Archives: funnies
Judge Judy Jiu-Jitsu
24 Friday Oct 2014
Posted in BJJ Humor
Judge Judy knows. Judge Judy would probably roll too. Who would not want to have her as a training partner?
When your training partner takes too long to fix the belt, hair or gi pants.
When your instructor teaches worm guard.
When your training partner gives 100% resistance while drilling a new technique.
When your training partner tries to submit you after the time has run out.
When your training partner talks too long about winning the only match she had at a tournament.
When a lower belt corrects your technique.
When you are about to submit your training partner; he stops and tries to coach you how to finish the submission in order to avoid tapping.
When your least favorite training partner asks to roll.
When your training partners talk about how many gis they have.
Girls vs Boys
01 Monday Sep 2014
Posted in BJJ Humor, Women's BJJ
Tags
angelica galvao, beef squad, bjj humor, brute squad, dean lister, funnies, gabi garcia, kyra gracie, luciana "luka" dias
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Or is imitation the flattest form of sincerity? We’ve come across some pictures where we had to do a double-take. Did the guys really copy jiu-jitsu girls? You be the judge and decide who did it better.
Brute Squad ladies are known for taking awesome pics, no wonder the guys felt left out. After practicing the poses for several days, this is what the Beef Squad came up with for their 15 minutes of fame.
Kyra Gracie and Daniel Strauss pantless, pink masterpieces. The toned legs and gluteus maximus, dreamy eyes, not an inch of cellulite in sight. Who can resist that?
And then there is the boogie man, Dean Lister, who has clearly stolen this little girl’s pose. SMH!
Luka had the double winner sign patented before Buchecha got out of diapers. BOA!
Medals munchies. Who doesn’t like the taste of medals? A reliable source told us that after nibbling on medals, Caio Terra also ate a handful of coins and a car key. Bon appetite!
Angelica Galvao and Rodolfo Vieira abs show. If your abs have abs, you should be able to walk around with an open gi top. Everywhere. All the time.
Has anyone ever copied you so blatantly? If yes, give them a high-five!
